HELLO EVERYONE I HOPE YOU’RE HAVING A WOOOOOOOOOOONDERFUL DAY!!!!!!!!:D
This going to be one of the few ‘list pages’ that I’ve decided to put on this blog. List pages? I hear you say. Well they are quite simple. Basically they will be pages that ‘list things.’ In the case of this particular page I will be listing quotes that I find on the internet that I think are clever, funny, inspiring etc. But if i find a quote I like OUTSIDE of the realms of the world wide web I shan’t hesitate to add it to the list. Be for warned though I do not necessarily agree with the quote I merely like it. So that’s the basic idea hope you enjoy it. The next ‘list page’ should be created within a few days. But till then bye bye!
Oh and if you have any suggestions for quotes I would be very happy to add them to the list!
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Being happy doesn’t mean everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections.-unknown
Do not look back over the past and grieve for it is gone; Do not be troubled by the future for it has not yet come. Live in the present, and make it so beautiful that it will be worth remembering.-pravsworld.com
Backwards understood be only can but, forwards lived be must life.-Kierkegaard Soren
There are some things that are so serious you have to laugh at them.-Niels Bohr
Someone once said that for every problem there is a solution that is simple, attractive … and wrong.-Arthur C Clarke
Some stories don’t have a clear beginning, middle, and end. Life is about not knowing, having to change, taking the moment and making the best of it, without knowing what’s going to happen next. Delicious ambiguity…-Gilda Radner
Don’t let the bastards get you down your awesome.-unknown
Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don’t and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance; take it. obody said it would be easy, they just promised it would be worth it.-unknown
God is really only another artist. He invented the giraffe, the elephant, and the cat. He has no real style. He just keeps on trying other things.-Pablo Picasso
Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control.-unknown
Never tell your problems to anyone…20% don’t care and the other 80% are glad you have them.-Lou Holtz
Don’t say you love me unless you really mean it, because I might do something crazy like believe it.-unknown
You know you’re in love when you don’t wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.-unknown
Friendship is like standing on wet cement. The longer you stay, the harder it’s to leave, and you can never go without leaving your footprints behind.-some internet dude
It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.-I would love to know
Never miss a good chance to shut up.-I’m told they’re as old as the internet!(says the internet)
The following is possibly the greatest list of pieces of advice ever compiled thus I will put it down all as one instead of seperating it all out
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of ’97… wear sunscreen.
If I could offer you only one tip for the future, sunscreen would be IT.
The long term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience.
I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth. Never mind. You will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded. But trust me, in 20 years you’ll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can’t grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked.
You are NOT as fat as you imagine.
Don’t worry about the future; or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubblegum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind; the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Tuesday.
Do one thing every day that scares you.
Sing.
Don’t be reckless with other people’s hearts, don’t put up with people who are reckless with yours.
Floss.
Don’t waste your time on jealousy; sometimes you’re ahead, sometimes you’re behind. The race is long, and in the end, it’s only with yourself.
Remember compliments you receive, forget the insults; if you succeed in doing this, tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
Stretch.
Don’t feel guilty if you don’t know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn’t know at 22 what they wanted to do with their lives, some of the most interesting 40 year olds I know still don’t.
Get plenty of calcium.
Be kind to your knees, you’ll miss them when they’re gone.
Maybe you’ll marry, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll have children, maybe you won’t, maybe you’ll divorce at 40, maybe you’ll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary. Whatever you do, don’t congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself, either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else’s. Enjoy your body, use it every way you can. Don’t be afraid of it, or what other people think of it, it’s the greatest instrument you’ll ever own.
Dance. Even if you have nowhere to do it but in your own living room.
Read the directions, even if you don’t follow them.
Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly.
Get to know your parents, you never know when they’ll be gone for good.
Be nice to your siblings; they are your best link to your past and the people most likely to stick with you in the future.
Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gaps in geography in lifestyle because the older you get, the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in New York City once, but leave before it makes you hard; live in Northern California once, but leave before it makes you soft.
Travel.
Accept certain inalienable truths, prices will rise, politicians will philander, you too will get old, and when you do you’ll fantasize that when you were young prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don’t expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund, maybe you’ll have a wealthy spouse; but you never know when either one might run out.
Don’t mess too much with your hair, or by the time you’re 40, it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but, be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia, dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting over the ugly parts and recycling it for more than it’s worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.-Mary Schmich
Good advice is always certain to be ignored, but that’s no reason not to give it.-Agatha Christie
Success
To laugh often and much;
To win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children;
To earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends;
To appreciate beauty, to find the best in others;
To leave the world a bit better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition;
To know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
This is to have succeeded.-Bessie Stanly
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn’t.- Erica Jong
I owe my success to having listened respectfully to the very best advice, and then going away and doing the exact opposite.- G.K. Chesterton
One’s first step in wisdom is to question everything – and one’s last is to come to terms with everything.- Georg C. Lichtenberg
Whatever advice you give, be brief.-Horace
When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives means the most us, we often find that it is those who, instead of giving much advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our pain and touch our wounds with a gentle and tender hand. The friend who can be silent with us in a moment of despair or confusion, who can stay with us in an hour of grief and bereavement, who can tolerate not knowing, not curing, not healing and face with us the reality of our powerlessness, that is a friend who cares.- Henry Nouwen
He who is too busy doing good finds no time to be good.-Rabindranath Tagore
In three words I can sum up everything I’ve learned about life: it goes on.-Rober Frost
Take it easy — but take it.-Woody Guthrie
Dying is a very dull, dreary affair. And my advice to you is to have nothing whatever to do with it.-W. Somerset Maugham
If better were within, better would come out.-Thomas Fuller
- Trust in God, but tie your camel.-Arab proverb
Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength, While loving someone deeply gives you courage.- lao tzu
Katrina’s Sun-Dial
Hours fly,
Flowers die:
New days,
New ways:
Pass by!
Love stays.-Henry Van Dyke
There is always some madness in love.
But there is also always some reason in madness.-Friedrich Nietzsche
Love is the only sane and satisfactory answer to the problem of human existence.-Erich Fromm
Nothing spoils the taste of peanut butter like unrequited love.-Charlie Brown
Men always want to be a woman’s first love–
women like to be a man’s last romance.-Oscar Wilde
When one is in love, one always begins by deceiving oneself,
and one always ends by deceiving others.
That is what the world calls a romance.-Oscar Wilde
“Keep love in your heart. A life without it is like a sunless
garden when the flowers are dead.The consciousness of
loving and being loved brings a warmth and a richness to life
that nothing else can bring.”-Oscar Wilde
“Who, being loved, is poor?”- Oscar Wilde
The report of my death was an exaggeration.-Mark Twain
Death was Nature’s way of telling you to slow down.-Terry Pratchett
You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither!-Drew Carey
It isn`t premarital sex if you have no intention of getting married.-Drew Carey
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.-Mark Twain
Hope is the dream of the waking man.-Aristotle
I like talking to a brick wall, it’s the only thing in the world that never contradicts me.-Oscar Wilde
Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.-Oscar Wilde
A dreamer is one who can only find his way by moonlight, and his punishment is that he sees the dawn before the rest of the world.-Oscar Wilde
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.-Oscar Wilde
Always forgive your enemies – nothing annoys them so much.-Oscar Wilde
Work is the curse of the drinking classes.-Oscar Wilde
I can resist everything except temptation.-Oscar Wilde
A cynic is a man who knows the price of everything and the value of nothing.-Oscar Wilde
Nothings fair,People are different, and no one is to blame-A complex man and his quizzical son
I accept chaos. I am not sure whether it accepts me. I know some people are terrified of the bomb. But then some people are terrified to be seen carrying a modern screen magazine. Experience teaches us that silence terrifies people the most.-Bob Dylon
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B.-James Yorkie
You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star.-Nietzsche
The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers.-M. Scott Peck
Me: Why aren’t you going to bed sis?Sis: Cause it’s not that lateMe: It’s midnight!Sis: so? I only have school tomorrow.
What are stars but those that steal other’s 15 minutes.-P. Moloney
