STOP WHILE YOU’RE AHEAD!

Recently I came across a disturbing sight. One so foul that I could do nothing but sit back and watch in aw as my understanding of human logic crashed to the ground in a burning wreckage surrounded by nothing but the word doom. This sight nay the very idea which this sight shows us is one which I dare not even attempt to describe. So instead I wish for you loyal readers to click the below link and learn the vial truth of our fellow humans who dare to tamper with nature and create what should not be created.

THE TRUTH

DO YOU SEE, DO YOU SEE! While we sit around lazily waiting for life to take us by the scruff of the neck and knock us back into action there are those out there who feel humanity is reaching it’s limit in success! There are those who feel a robot could do a job better than a human. And guess what the truth is…they could. Imagine they have already mastered the delicate art of balance one which we humans have been greatly fond of for many a millennia past. And at this rate we shan’t be able to tell the difference between a work of art by a human or one by a robot. They will both be equally capable of creating something which means something deep and meaningful. And then what you ask? The robots will surpass us! They will be above us, and bring the world to a new age of political excellence,natural beauty,everlasting peace, harmony among all creatures and technology! DO WE REALLY WANT THAT! Do we really want to allow the robots to take over the planet and bring us into a brave new world where our lives will be worth naught? Or are we fine as we are! I say aye to the latter option and I believe that many a reader out there will agree with me. So now I ask that each and every single one of you out there, help prevent those few humans who think it is a good idea to mess with nature and construct these machines which are capable of free movement from being created in the first place. And together we will return this world to the plain old state which it was meant to be in.

Oh I forgot, that robot is mad cool right? I mean don’t you just want one? it’s like a deer or something.

Biggest Fucking Conspiracy of the Fucking Century

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THIS IS NOT A JOKE SERIOUSLY OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!

Ok I’m calm I’m calm.

You may have thought that the above was a bit of an overreaction, but it wasn’t. A friend of mine and I just discovered the biggest secret ever and I worry actually if I should disclose it on this blog. If the people involved find out that I know they might kill me…yes it’s that big. Hmm should I say? should I not? Meh, screw it my fingers are tingly to tell it to the world. So here it is the biggest and longest hidden secret ever…

Jesus Christ our saviour………was Japanese.

Ok I know what your thinking either one of the following

1) This guy thinks he’s funny

2)OH MY GOD HE IS SOOOOOO RIGHT

or

3)Hmm intriguing I would think that what he is about to say is bullshit but I’ll listen.

If your in the first mind-set fuck off we don’t like your kind around here.

Well I guess I should explain to those of you that are still reading this why Jesus was Japanese. It is really quite simple when you think about it and I’m surprised no one realised it earlier. So just follow me on this…

1) Jesus was a Jew

2) The Japanese word for 10 when written in roman script is spelt ju

3) ju and Jew are pronounced the exact same way

Everyone with me so far?

4) The kanji for ju is a cross

5) Christianity’s (a religion based on Jesus teachings) symbol is the CROSS Jesus died on

6) so cross=cross am I wrong?

7) And as an added piece, are all those Js really a coincidence? Jesus Ju Jew Japanese.

Our logic is undeniable! Jesus was Japanese! One cannot look at the information I have provided above and think that it is a mere coincidence. It’s just not possible! The only explanation is that Jesus was Japanese. The Japanese have always known and have been keeping it away from us gaijin! Imagine they have kept this a secret for just over 2000 years. Can you imagine how hard that must have been to keep all the Japanese people out there quiet? The Japanese once again show us a feat of amazingness.

But we have the upper hand now! We know their secret! So now that you know the truth go forth loyal readers and spread the word. The world must know the truth! HAPPY SPREADING!

Oh I forgot another piece of evidence to do with the Js. JUdas, Jospeh, Jehova, Joshua,Jeremiah,John,King James etc.? J stands for Japanese! Why else would there be so many Js that are connected to Jesus in some way or another!

The Battle for Religion

What do most people think of when they think religion? That thing that we have to go to mass every Sunday because of? That institution where foolish people come up with foolish ideas? or maybe that ideal which I must strive to live up to so I can go to heaven. My point is how many people out there think of religion as a fun thing? Something beyond a chore and something that they really want to do. A comparison would be learning how to play guitar and never learning how to play rock’n roll. People go about religion as if it were something that needed to be boring to work properly and maybe for some people out there it is ok as it is but religion is becoming less popular and fewer people follow it as they should. My answer to why people are doing this is quite simple:religion is a annoying task and it doesn’t show any results (at least in life.) So how should this be fixed? Well the easiest and most obvious answer to this is by making it more fun! Instead of making all the children in a room go to sleep during a sermon, they should be interested and excited about their religion so that they ca get into the swing of things. People also like to have their thoughts challenged so maybe people should maybe explain ideas which are not of their own religion so that others can understand other religions and thus understand their own more clearly. To some that would be fascinating. There maybe should be more religious celebrations out there where something actually happens unlike say Easter where kids just go on a nice safe egg hunt maybe there should be more dancing or maybe even…

http://www.stumbleupon.com/toolbar/#url=http%253A%252F%252Fwww.eternalfun.com%252Fvideos.php%253Fid%253D257

Yes this is the video that inspired this post. After watching this I realised just how boring the all the religions around me are. People don’t make as big a deal as they should about what religion they are part of. People should be proclaiming it in joy and showing the world how colourful and diverse each religion is. Heck I know if I believed in a god i would want to dance around insanly for him.

So this is a call for religions world wide to up the ante and find ways for their religions to become more fun for their followers. If they don’t, one day religion will most certainly die as people are also moving more and more to the atheistic way of life (which I’m not condeming since I am one.) And while in a sense the world might be a better place if we were all Atheists, the world would also be a sadder place. The thought of death for eternity would drive many to depression. So I stand here today to say…embrace your religion It is yours and it should be your belief. Celebrate it and enjoy it. Make it and important part of your life by proclaiming your beliefs (unless your beliefs condemn other people then I’ll have to ask you to find a ‘nicer’ religion.) And to all those Atheists and Agnostics out there. Don’t feel I’m leaving you out. We should also proclaim our beliefs and understandings. It’s just finding a reason to celebrate them might be a bit harder to do than it would in a religion but in a another way it would be easier. Live each day as if it were your last, carpe diam and whatnot. So thank you very much for reading and please have a good life.

Good Luck!

You Spin Me Right Round Baby Right Round!

The following site is somthing that I randomly found.

http://www.readnrock.com/?p=38

Now this is incredibly interesting and had me looking at it for at least 20 minutes, no joke. To actually be able to turn it at will seems to be possible if you train yourself enonugh but being me ( and I’m quite lazy ) I amn’t that bothered but if anyone out there decides to do a bit of brain training I’d love to hear the results. If you can’t make it change at all well don’t worry too much i’ve never really agreed with IQ tests so if you ask me it doesn’t really mean your stupid. But, if you can make it change direction…isn’t it just so amazing? An interesting question does arise though, which way is she actually turning? I know she is a 2d image but still if one was to take her out into the 3d world would she go clockwise or anti-clockwise. Hmmmmmmmmmm I wonder